Q. Who is the shrewdest businessman in the Bible?
A. Noah, because he floated his stock while everyone else went into liquidation. 

Q. What US state is mentioned in the bible?
A. Arkansaw. “Noah looked out of the ark and saw…”

Q. Where can you find the first soft drink commercial in the Bible? 
A. In the Book of Hab-a-kkuk….. “Have-a-Coke”

Q. During what season did Eve eat the forbidden fruit?
A. Early in the fall.

Q. What is it that Adam never saw or had, yet left 2 of them for his children? 
A. Parents.